Friday, November 06, 2009

Friday Funny

What do you call a man floating in the ocean?
Bob

What do you call a man sitting in a tree?
Russell

What do you call a man lying on the floor?
Matt

What do you call a man lying under a car?
Jack

What do you call a man with a legal document?
Will

What do you call a man with no feet?
Neil

What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas

What do you call a man driving a truck?
Laurie

What do you call a man doing exercise?
Jim

What do you call a man sitting on the toilet?
Lou

What do you call a man wearing a kilt?
Scott

What do you call a man with a map?
Miles

What do you call a lady standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette

What do you call a lady wearing denim?
Jean

What do you call a woman who is singing?
Carol

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