Friday, July 19, 2013

Friday Funny

NURSERY RHYMES WON'T DIE OUT IF WE KEEP THEM UPDATED

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct

It's raining, it's pouring
Of course, it's global warming

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
So now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread

1 comment:

Meredith said...

Mary had a little lamb
With some mint sauce.
:-)