Friday, May 13, 2016

Friday Funny

Just to make it clear...this is from a forwarded email, it is not me!


TERRORISM HIGH ALERT CAUSING ME PROBLEMS

When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should position my credit card.
Understandably, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

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